Bwahahahahahaha.... what a laugh!!! After a little makeup u look completely different. At least yr hair is still curly. If you really wanna rear some birds you can let them stay in your hair... I believe it will be quite cosy. But, you might want ter think twice bcoz of the bird droppings.

This guys name is Jeremiah. He's the king of buffoons. You caan't even here what's he saying. It's like everything he says sticks together. He day dreams of becoming the nest Jay Chou... I doubt that would happen. U r all welcome to call him Jeremiang...
HAHAHAHAHAHA... tHIS IS HILARIOUS...
Please don't take it too seriously... Happy April Fool, fools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!